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Rabid patients!

The number one reason for keeping your mouth clean is that teeth move faster through a clean healthy mouth. If you want the braces off sooner, keep your mouth clean. It's that simple.

There are some patients, however, who don't care if they wear braces forever or that people run screaming from the room every time they walk in because if their mouth smells like the inside of a garbage can.

We call what these patients do to themselves "garbage mouths." And we treat them as follows:

  1. First time offense: note on patient card, patient has to brush their teeth in the office.
  2. Second time offense: note on patient card, note home to parents, patient brushes teeth in office.
  3. Third time — you're out: Dr. Malerman brushes your teeth with Jungle Juice.
Jungle Juice is part hydrogen peroxide, part tincture of green soap. It foams like crazy--you'll look like a rabid dog. It tastes terrible. It will clean your teeth and cure you from ever wanting to come into the office with a garbage mouth again.

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